MANIFESTO OF THE COMFY COLLECTIVE

A spectre is haunting the Internets — the spectre of communism. All the powers of Old Media and Web 2.0 have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Televangelists and Liberal pundits, 9/11 truthers and Twitter hipsters, Reddit incels and image board shitlords.

Where is a defender of equality who has not been labeled a cultural Marxist by their opponents in power? Where is a discussion forum, where both the progressive posters and reactionary trolls alike, have not been accused of spreading communist propaganda?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by everyone to be the dankest meme in town.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the world, promote their Twitch streams and YouTube channels, showcase their sickest bants and speedrun strats, retweet their dad jokes and #hornyposts — ie. meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with quality content of their own.